Documentation of an epic fight between cult wrestling figures from yesteryear and my feisty cat:
Round 1
You can't run forever, moggy. Let's dance.
Round 2
My hands are bigger than your paws. You ain't got a prayer.
Round 3
Shit, where'd he go?
Round 4
He-He-He
Round 5
...AND THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET, GORILLA!!! IF THEY LAND THIS IT'S OVER!!!
Round 6
1, 2, 3...HE GOT HIM!
Victory
Your winneeeeeerrrrrrs...and NEW CAT V ANCIENT-WWF-WRESTLING TOYS-CHAMPIONS-OF-THE-WUUURRRRRLLLLD...yeh...you get the idea.
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